Wal Mart = Scary Mart + Piss Me Off Mart

Had to pick up some small stuff for the house and i was near Wal Mart. I decided to stop and grab in one place. Save some time and easy on the environment as I would not need to drive so much. Really thinking I would be doing a good thing.
Walked into the store and started down the ails to find my 3 items (Milk, dog treats, and garbage bags).

I had a shocked (and not in a good way) when this Lady with platinum blond bangs that were taller then i was, she was not that tall at all. But the rest of her hair was dark brown. It was the opposite of "roots need doing." Her "tips needed doing." Not only that her bangs were shaped like a giant satellite. Is this a new functional trend that i am unaware of? Is Sirius or XM doing hair radios, it looking like she should get a at least a couple of channels. She also had lovely fuchsia stockings with flip flops (so she did the sock tuck between toes for the thing on the flip flop. Would have been very effective for Halloween.

Piss me off was a when i was done getting my three items (3) i walked over to the 8 items or less line. You know so it is quick and does not take forever to get through. Well when i got there the cashier was on her cell phone. That is right cashier - cell phone. She was too busy with her conversation to help the a lady that was waiting in front of me. I grimaced very loudly so she would hear me and then when she looked up and gave her the stink eye. She got off her phone and started ringing the items through.
Then i was looking at the there was to sections of item and only one lady. She had separated her fifteen items (yes i said 15 items) in to two group so that she did not have to line up at the other lines. I was MAD. I may have mentioned that separating your items is cheating but she ignored me.
I was pissed! Went to another cash out line. The other cashier was very sweet however she too had bad hair. He hair looked like a yellow long haired matted cat with wax in it. I was concern the her wig may have melted and thus could not tell which side was front.
I was done before the evil lady that was cheating the system was. Do not worry, i made sure she knew that i was faster and that she did wrong.